Hipermoderna permanently in english ou… Até onde chega a cara de pau

Yes! That’s right, folks! For my sake and yours, I finally decided to make a bi-lingual blog. I guess it’s the first blog who tries it, right? If you know about another blog that has 2 languages… please, do tell me. First of all, I’m gonna apologize for my english mistakes. I don’t practice english as much as i wanted, so… probably you’ll be seeing here a lot of strange words and compositions. If you’re an english speaker, please feel free to comment and correct me. one little question though: because my mother language is portuguese, you’ll notice that posts in portuguese will be longer. That’s because my vocabulary is good in portuguese but it’s not in english. I hope you all understand. Brazilian people who read hipermoderna, please, don’t be mad. I’m doing this because I NEED TO. I need the money hipermoderna can make for me, I need to be listed on services that are available only for english speakers. It’s a matter of surviving! Hahaha! Well, Almost. But nowadays, hipermoderna is my only possibility to make SOME money, and no one in the whole world can criticize me for that (wanting to make money). Right? Unfortunatelly, we live in a world that only money matters and… yes, money matters to me too. A lot, by the way. I’m even starting a campain now: gimme your money! I need money to go to Skol Beats! Hahaha! Yes, I need some extra cash to pay for my food and transportation when I arrive in São Paulo. I have a Paypal account and you can donate some cash via paypal. One dollar, five dollars, fifty dollars… a hundred box if you’re rich! Anything will be accepted and in return, I can send you some pictures of me naked (if you’re a naughty boy). Hahaha! I’m kidding! But certainly by helping me… your place in heaven is safe. ;D Oh man, I cannot believe how far I’m going! I never thought someday I’d be asking people for money. But… when necessity knocks at your door… you have to do anything. Seriously: in return to your donation I can make you a cake (or cheesecake!), a post only about your blog (if you’re a blogger too) or site or service or product; I can make a new design for your blog or create a logo for it too. I’m good at those stuff. ^^ Anyway. These are the breaking news. In time: I’m so sorry for being away for such a long time. I had some health issues - really unexpected - last week and I simply couldn’t post here. I’m so sorry!